If Ari Shaffir followed religion instead of comedy

Sex toys 101 and just pick me up

Would you let me suck your cock instead of this dildo?

Pick me up and fuck me rough [BTBF]

Well I can’t offer you dinner in bed, but I can give you myself

What I do on my days off instead of studying..

i'm so tired of school, why can't i just do this for 24/7 instead?

Stepmom Told Your Dad She Would Drive You to School So He Could

instead of breakfast you can eat these

Wishing you were squeezing my boobs instead

after I'm done, I might let you see a photo of my soles cucky

Would you cum all over my 19 year old boobies or impregnate me