Do you mind if I take a seat?

Hope you don't mind if I sit on your face

Mind if I sit on ur face real quick? :3

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

Would you mind if I borrowed your face? I wanna sit on it

mind if i sit on your face?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

Your face is my new chair, deal?

I don't have a chair, can I use your face?

I'll use your face as my chair