Shuffle up and deal this stacked deck

If my ass cheeks clap, you have to fuck me. deal?

I want to peg you all night long until you can barely walk. Deal?

You couldn't pay the fine and were forced to register your wife,

Black Friday deal. Get one hole stuffed and one other one free

He eats me in the morning and I suck him in the evening : what

You can only watch me suck my toes if I can watch you jerk off

I give you all night long pleasure, and you give me the same

You can use either hole as long as it's my ass, deal?

Is my body type a deal breaker or a turn on

good deal right?

I'll suck yours if you suck mine first, deal? 🍆