Can I sit on your face?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

Your face looks like the perfect seat. Mind if I sit there?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

Looking for a face to put this on :p

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm looking for a place to sit baby, should I sit on your face?

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?