Looking for something to sit on … can you help?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

Looking for a face to sit on, do you know someone who'd be interested?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I’m looking for a place to sit, is your face available?

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on

I'm plugged and looking for a (f)ace to sit on