Shout out to the guy in /r/relationship_advice who can't have

She's a real lifesaver.....

She took a trip to California for the view, she swears!

Keeping her fed and well bred

You threatened to dump your girlfriend if she came over drunk

My kind of pool party

When you "go to yoga" your hot neighbour has sex

A succesful day!

Relax bro, your girl is loyal (full in comments)

Getting acquainted

Our friend swears her toys are the best at making her cum instantly!

My ex went to Vegas without me and I found this in her phone