I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I'm in need of a new chair! How about your face?

I need your face to use like a chair

I just wanna use your face as a chair

I love how your wife doesn’t know I use your face as my personal

Goon for me while i use your face as a chair 😈

All I want is to use your face as my new chair

Can I use your face like a chair?

Can I use your face as a chair?

Can I use your face as a chair and then thank it with your juice

Can your face be my chair on the first date

Can I make your face my chair?