You were over there for half an hour and still didn't come home

A cup of Milk for breakfast with the in-laws

I’m the 40yo milf next door who can’t wait for you to come

I’m so thirsty, can you give me a cup of milk?

Would you let me borrow a cup of sugar??

Did you need to borrow a cup of sugar?

How about locking yourself in the bathroom and showing me how

Would you let me borrow a cup of sugar, daddy? ;)

The advantage of having a 48 y/o milf as a neighbor is that you

If I were your best friend's mom - would you come over to borrow

Wanna have a cup of milk?

Would you let me borrow a cup of sugar if I came knocking at