sorry your food is taking so long, how about an appetizer?

The reason your wife is taking so long in the bathroom

The reason your wife is taking so long in the bathroom

I'm the real reason your Dr. is taking so long

I'm the real reason your Dr. is taking so long

I'm the real reason your Dr. is taking so long

I'm the real reason your Dr. is taking so long

Now you know why your pizza is taking so long

Now you know why your pizza is taking so long

Now you know why your pizza is taking so long

Now you know why your pizza is taking so long

while your busy thinking about why your girlfriend is taking