gotta start the day off right

Gotta lotion the twins up for the day (f41) (f)

Gotta love the surprises on the back end

Gotta love the surprises on the back end

The BBC DICKMATIST is back… follow the meat 😵‍💫😵‍💫🍆🍆

Sometimes you have to tenderize the meat first.

Gotta love the extra little peek in the mirror in the background

Gotta tenderize the meat first

The meat in the sandwich

Tenderizing my meat

Gotta love the splits

Gotta eat the peach, gotta check if it's ripe