When your girl asks you to “spice” it up in the bedroom...and

You just started dating her.. You couldn't believe it. YOU the

She Said She Wants Ryan Not Ranjeev, You Thought She Was Joking

And you thought I was cooking dinner

You thought she was out with her friends but...

She thought she'd like it but didn't seem happy

You thought she was waiting until marriage to have sex.. but

And You Thought You Were Gonna Make It Through College

And you thought you were sooo sneaky

And You Thought You Were Gonna Make It Through College

And you thought your ex gave good head...

and you thought this asian-american girl living next door is