original post: https://redd.it/v1asfn
This is why the back of my van smells like cum...
RedditorCum by ursus_phallus
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Why does cum always get stuck to my thumb? 😂💦
Why cum only once when you can cum twice?
This is why your girlfriend always smells like my cum
Feeling a little lonely, so why not show the internet me shooting
Why can't I resist petite girls who love cum?
Bored? Why not make myself cum?
Why not get naked in your car and cum all over yourself in public
Why are you letting me waste my cum like this? 😉
You wonder why she smells like cum when she gets home and you
Fuck it, why not one more. I just need someone to make me cum
Why does half my cum come out before I even orgasm?
So you want to know why my name is "Swallows"? Here you can see