original post: https://redd.it/cl62d2
If She's 18, Then I'm a Bicycle
Ponytails by BigDLebowski
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If she ain't giving you head like this on Valentine's Day, then
If she says size doesn’t matter then she’s never heard her
If you like 18 year old teens with fat butts I’m your fucking
My co-worker and I had a bet. If I sold more this week she would
she turned 18 last year and then gave us this https://youtu.be/nG_YpKCYVOc
She knew that he'd think of her as a slut if she goes home with
If you got flirty in a bar and she told you she was 18, married
She was a redhead with freckles and thick lips. He couldn't resist
If she didnt wanna be grabbed, then she wouldnt be showing off
If she got a fade then it’s a 75% chance she a gobbler
If you are older then 18 use two words to describe my tits 🥵