Fuck me in front of the desk

I think you’ll like more the back view than the front

Does the front match the back?

The front keeps the back a good secret!

Would you have guessed by just looking at the front?

the front is just a hint of what's in the back

Tiny In the front but the fun is in the back

Front might look flat, but the back is extra phat

Tiny in the front with a bubbly surprise

Would you be able to guess the surprise from the front?

Packing more in the back than the front

Slim in the front, thick in the back!