When you left the house to go buy condoms they were already fucking!

Your bully was frequently visiting your home and his bullying

When your neighbor visits your house when you’re away.

You take a xchange pill the night before and you wake up as beautiful

Your friends always come over when you’re not home… I wonder

You know you are slutty when you keep staring over at your husband

When you are very excited and left alone in the room

Your bully took over your house. Now you do his homework while

Your bully took over your house. Now you do his homework while

When you invite me to your home, I never think your dad can be

You saw your wife and her work bully one day when you were out

This is what happens when you leave a horny teacher home alone