Quick dinner (f)lash for you boys. the waiter didn’t seem to

Would you still fuck me if you knew you were my second Tinder

You might have to wear a mask when you fly but the TSA guys didn't

u/ModernGomorrah husband didn’t seem to mind lending her to

Your bully was good humiliating your mom in front of you. She

The groom called him but didn't seem to mind too much

I told his boss he was only allowed to fuck raw.. he didn’t

Instead of your lunch money your bully said you had to pay with

My Uber driver didn’t seem to mind

Hubby called to check in.. he had no idea I had his gym buddies

I was supposed to be out with some friends when I sent hubby

I was supposed to be out with some friends when I sent hubby