It's way too early, and I'm the only one up. Getting into trouble

Santa came a little early this year [oc]

It cut way to early but god damn look at that perfect ass🥵💦😈🍆💗💞

it’s not to early to wish me as a christmas gift

It’s my birthday tomorrow (42!), but I’ll unwrap this one

It’s my birthday tomorrow (42!), but I think I’ll unwrap

It’s my birthday tomorrow (42!), but I think I’ll unwrap

It's not yet Christmas, but it's not too early for me to stuff

It's not yet Christmas, but it's not too early for me to stuff

It's not yet Christmas, but it's not too early for me to stuff

It’s a little early for a drink but it’s never too early

It’s a like early for a drink but never too early to fuck myself