original post: https://redd.it/uy1bfg
When she cheats with you and your taint pumps an extra full load into her throat. All because your animal brain knows you're about to end another man's genetic legacy.
CheatingCaptions by ComprehensivePiece12
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This is why!
Not a total lie...
She needs more!
innocent mistake
what happens on business trips...stays on business trips.
You thought your girlfriend had tasted a little salty recently
You tried to act upset but your girlfriend just keeps getting
She'd never cheat. Except in cases 8" or greater.
Cheating? She would never do that...
It was just a kiss
She really loves yoga
And you are still waiting...
Trust her. They are only good old friends.