original post: https://redd.it/uxtkem
*Technically* you weren’t lying when you told your friends you’d be watching TikToks
sissycaptions by MikeOxlong1997
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Tell your friends I’m down to fuck 🥺
When some of your Friends on the Party are Pornstars.
When I tell my friends I love anal they’re always so shocked…
Tell your friends, you got other plans for today
This isn't what you had in mind when you told your girl you wanted
When none of your friends wants to do anal
You tell your friend to come help you fuck your tinder date and
Tell your friends we met on tinder.
Tell your wife you'll be late... (f45)
Be honest, would you fuck me even if I was your friends daughter
tell your friends to dispose of me straight after they've fucked
Tell your friends about it