"Why you should always hire a professional" - /r/WTF (+7199)

Why you should always wipe down your equipment before you workout.

First time to squirt with penetration...hubby out of town, I

Why you should always pick top bunk

You should’ve seen the look on his face when I ripped away

Why you should always help the wife down the road when she’s

Why you should always help the wife down the road when she’s

Why you should always carry a gun

This is why you should always save room for dessert after dinner

Why you should always take a slut with you

Hubby out of town and his friends came knocking. Satisfied my

This is why you should always stay observant when shopping!