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Me to the bartender: I’ll have a bloody mary with a splash of semen 💦 💦 🤷 -
FUCKME by daqnagold
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Wanna push me against a tree and fuck me in the woods? You'll
Me to the bartender: I’ll have a bloody mary with a splash
Spread my firm buns. 🍑I'll do anything you don't want me to
