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MRW I wake up with a centipede on my face and it lands on the

MRW I ate some Krystals for lunch.

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MRW I'm a Fetus but I hear my parents talking about "Taking care

MRW my wife asks me why I wait to poop until I get to work

MRW My cochlear implant is turned on for the first time.

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