Why my Twitter page is more popular than the Reddit page? [OC]

This is why my water bill is always so massive, oh well, I have

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

shirts should be illegal, and here's why; my two big, perky points

My sex drive is higher than ever in my 30s

my body count is higher than the years that i have lived