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When you tell your girl how hard you get high and she says how cockthirsty she gets.
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When you told your girlfriend you were being bullied at work,
You can't resist getting a boner when you see hot girls, but
When you took your pants off in front of Christina Hendricks,
When you tell your husband your working late
When you tell your bud you have a tummy ache, so they give you
When you tell your girl how hard you get high and she says how
When you told your sister she has no ass, she sent you this to
When you let your girlfriend wonder off in the hotel lobby &
When you tell your husband to just sit there and watch 💦
She's the cutest blonde you've ever seen. She loves giving blowjobs
When you get caught staring at her cleavage too long and she