When you move in a few days and most of your clothes is already

When you've been gooning for a greater portion of the day, and

When you come home you find me so what would you do?

When you come home from work you’ll likely find me doing this

when you came already twice but find a pic of Sophia Diamond

When I'm already naked, but you still want a striptease

You'll find me naked when you come home

You'll find me naked when you come home

When I'm already stripped, but you still want a striptease

You find your roommate jacking off like this when you come home,

What you doing when you come home early to find your wife like

When you come for dinner but I tell you to get on the floor🍑🍽️