The fact I don't get to do this everyday is a tragedy. Someone's

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

Don't need to do much to turn guys on when they're this big

I don’t need to do cocaine, sex is the greatest drug ever 😌

(68) I’m starting to think hand lotion is the greatest invention