How she stays in shape.

Your daughter always said the black actors in movies were hot.

Mom always said make the bed, because you never know if you’ll

Mom always said to go play with the neighbors when I had free

When you picked your mom up from her work party, she was so wasted

Your girlfriend told you she was obsessed with dads you didn’t

Mom always said that bare feet on the bed were a big no-no, but

She was out in public, but she didn't care who saw. Her big nipples

She thought she was in love, but then she found out he was cheating

When my bully came to my house one day, my mom told me to cook

She was out in public, but that didn't stop her from flashing

Your girlfriend always said she didn't care about dick size whenever