it’d be easier to ride a real one 🥵 (f)

No I didn’t meet her in my Uber, I actually met her because

When real cocks are unreliable 🤷🏼‍♀️ (f)

This is actually the most com[f]y shirt I own

But seriously though, this should be a real cock [F]

All that’s missing is a real cock and hand around my neck [f]

Never met a guy who actually likes eating ass, are they real?

Where's the guys who actually like my body type in real life?

Where's the guys who actually like my boobs in real life? 🥺

Where's the guys who actually like my pussy in real life? 🥺🤤

But are you actually into thicker girls like me in real life?

Do real men actually like this