Pro tip if you think about dead cats you won’t c*%

Pro-tip: smaller bra will make your tits look bigger 💅🏻

Pro Tip: Walk into random bathrooms and THIS might happen to

Pro tip: if you’re ever fucking me and you wriggle your finger

Pro Tip! This is how you beat Jet Lag! 💦🍆

Pro Tip: Strapon training is necessary to keep your cuck in line

Pro Tip: Strapon training is necessary to keep your cuck in line

Pro Tip: Strapon training is necessary to keep your cuck in line

Pro chef tip - always use fresh spices when baking

Always pack a nice snack on big hikes

Pro Tip: Strapon training is necessary to keep your cuck in line

Pro Tip: Always put a pillow under her belly