You catch me in the locker room like this. What would you do?

What would you do if you caught me in the locker room like this?

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Imagine me eating in the break room like this

Am I wrong for hoping my boss catches me in the supply room like

What would you do if you caught me stripping in the stock room