Your friends are so nice taking care of your gf whilst you're

Your daughters been making some money doing cam shows during

Your needs are valid, and your uniqueness is beautiful 💕💞

Your eyes are so much bigger than your mouth ~

Your mom after your "friends" are done with her

Your attempts to control your dickie are useless and you know

Your coworkers are always laughing at you because you have a

Your friends are so supportive of your decision!

Your lips are like honey and your hugs are warmer than the blanket.

Your balls are better when they are in my mouth 🤪

Your bullies are trying to see who breaks first: your gf or your

Are you gonna spend the weekend with your boring wife or will