You were worried about your sweetheart, so you put a few hidden

[OC] For those of you wondering how my solo trip to NYC went,

My roommate and I came to an agreement. He'd start giving me

Can’t believe I picked up your Mom after her car broke down,

My car broke down and I got bored waiting for the tow

It had been days since my girlfriend swapped bodies with my friend.

A friend German friend of mine has a friend who recently found

I always wanted to be like my father and older brother and become

How about you help me put these tight leggings on this big ass

This town's pastor has been giving me (a demon) trouble. I decided

My coworker gave me a ride to work and this is how I thanked

My coworker gave me a ride to work and this is how I thanked