Pigtails are throatfuck handles

Pigtails are throatfuck handles (r/deepthroat)

Pigtails make good handlebars

Pigtails are.... sh(oc)kingly fun ;);)

Pigtails make great handlebars for when you're smashing my nose

Pigtails are always great

Pigtails are the best

Pigtails Are Natures Handlebars

Pigtails are made for this

Pigtails Are Natures Handlebars

Short pigtails are cute too, right?

Pigtails can be handlebars for many things (with a bonus better