original post: https://redd.it/usacyq
If having mushrooms on your pants is cool, consider me Terence McKenna 🍄🍄🍄. Also boobs. Always boobs. (F)
gonewild by not_just_knee_deep
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If the thing inside your pants twitched a little, there is something
If the thing inside your pants twitched a little, I got something
If the thing in your pants twitched a little...I have something
Consider me a UPS driver, I always have a package with me 📦
If I knocked on your door, would you invite me in?
30mtf If I knocked on your door, would you invite me in?
Is it cool if I sit on your face?
Mind if I sit on your face before you breed me
