I’m not allowed to take it out so I’ll have to do the next

When you wanted to be a sword swallower at Cirque du Soleil but

I considered buying an FBod skinsuit for a long time now, but

I don't have any fireworks for tonight so here's the next best

I could tell my big ass latina mom kept getting more and more

couldn't sleep so I did the next best thing:

Any better feeling than a nice hot shower in the morning. Well

When you can’t get a real penis use the next best thing

The pillow is the next best thing...

the next best thing to bouncing on cock

My step sis and her best friend wanted to work on their deep-throating

No homo but you didn’t have any money to pay me for the rides