Birthday Sex means marathon sex for the rest of the day :) 🎉

Would you give up French fries for the rest of your life if it

Your older Sister didn’t care that these two hunks hit you

[M4F] Who needs freewill when your Master will do that for the

That’s a good gooner keep right on that fucking edge. Learn

Your “pinky” dick is good for absolutely nothing. Your fucking

Free McDonalds or end your night like this every day for the

$1 million or end your night like this every day for the rest

End your night like this every day for the rest of your life

The best part about marriage is you’ll get daily blowjobs for

The body is yours for the rest of your life; I just want it for

They say the best part about getting married is you get a BJ