I’m always one bounce away from a wardrobe malfunction [oc]

Why are you like this? It's simple really.. Your brains are too

One string away from a staring contest

One string away from a staring contest

One string away from a staring contest

One string away from a staring contest.. or eating contest.

One string away from a staring contest.. or eating…[f]

One string away from a staring contest you won’t win

Dam cuh he one nut away from a heart attack

Whoops…that one got away from me

One string shouldn’t stop you from eating my ass :)

One string away from an all you can eat buffet