original post: https://redd.it/cg6h6b
'Scuse me while I whip this out 😉 messages welcome
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“Excuse me while I whip this out.”
Did you expect me to whip this out?
Whip it out (PMs welcomed)
Hold on while I whip this out (I watched Blazing Saddles recently)
Excuse me while I whip these out
Me while scrolling through this subreddit
What would you do if I whip these out while you’re driving?
It'd sure be great if you helped me out 😉 Messages welcome
Excuse me while I whip this out...
Would you still fuck me after I whip this out?
Excuse me, while I whip these out.