The role exchanger left me nothing of my former self, I lost

At the strip club

You should always spoil your girl ;)

You should always spoil your girlfriend;)

You should always start your day on your knees.

You should always protect your skin!

You should always protect your skin

The only thing you should wear up your skirt

The one time you should listen to your twitching dick, is when

The REAL reason you should always wipe down your gym equipment

The quiet girl sitting across from you at the park shows you

You should always start your day by looking at my tits