The jeans really just had to go

You were supposed to go to the pride parade with your girlfriend,

If you want to see the hour of content I got at the beach today

At the Halloween store I had to do a spooky flash!

.. the doctor said… we need to go bigger!

Had to go home and finish myself off after she couldn’t make

At the last moment he decided to go all in

Met a tall boy at the club last night and had to go home with

today I had to go to the bathroom (F)

Felt cute at the office today so had to get naughty and show

got caught and the officer said I had to drive with a top on...

He was acting like a real ass at the bar so I had to take him