The best way to wake up on your birthday. Thanks mom!

Would you like to wake up on Saturday morning to this? 41(f)

I really need a handjob alarm clock to wake up on lazy days...

I really need a handjob alarm clock to wake up on lazy days...

I really need a handjob alarm clock to wake up on lazy days...

Do you need a big candy cane to hang up on your Christmas tree?

Some people need a cup of coffee to wake up in the morning, others

I'm your new alarm clock and it's time to wake up

Some people need a cup of coffee to wake up in the morning, others

would you like to wake up on this everyday?

[Reddit] How my bud and I like to wake up on the weekend.

TW!!! Some blood is visible! Just a lucky trans guy.. to wake