[OC]Why make a splash when you can make waves?

Why choose 1 hole when you can have 2 holes and a panorama?

Went to the movies today. But why watch a movie when we can make

Why choose 1 hole when you can have 2 ?

Why fuck your wife when you could ruin me instead

Why settle for one when you can have two?

Why go to lectures... When you can play with me instead :)

Why play it safe when you can play with me? Step into my world

Why drink something else if you can drink me 😋😋

Why break a controller, when you could smash me instead? 🎮💦

why go to yoga when you can get a stretch from home...

Why choose one hole when you can have all three?