When she tells you she’s at work but she’s really visiting

This sailor must have fucked up real bad. Imprisoned in the brig,

Your girlfriend always told you she wasn't attracted to black

When your tgirl hookup wants to turn your insides into mush

When your tinder hookup tells you she's really into blowjobs...

When your date tell you she's really into anal, but it's not

When your date tell you she's really into anal, but it's not

Your Tinder date tells you she has a Dick, and wants to Frot

Your Tinder date tells you she has a Dick, and wants to Frot

POV: Your Tinder date tells you she has a secret…then she pulls

When your older neighbour tells you condoms are for losers and

Your virgin girlfriend told you she wanted to wait till marriage.