You walk into my room and find me drinking my own cum, what would

It took me 30 minutes to do my makeup and he ruined it in seconds

My sister had swapped us after many comments made by me about

Why did it take me so long to discover this subreddit!? This

You know, being dead isn't all that bad. It's pretty fun as a

Takes her 15 seconds to put it in and get settled on it

It took me 5 seconds to make you into my slut. Formerly a prudish

Walk into my room in the middle of the night as I’m asleep

The night was hot and steamy as she walked into the room. She

It took me 18 years to look like this

You suddenly walked into my room and saw this. What are you gonna

You're a friend of my dad's and you just happened to walk into