Excuse me, sir! Can I please sit on your face? [OC]

Excuse me, Sir! Can I sit on your face?

excuse me sir but can i sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, can I sit on your face?

Excuse me, Sir! Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir do you have a face I could sit on ;)

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Excuse me sir, I am very tired, can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face?

Sir! Excuse me! Can I sit on your face? (f)