I guess it's more dragging it out than whipping it out but here's

My ex stole my body. I kept calm, lost weight, got promoted,

If no-one dares challenge me then I guess that makes me the Alpha.

Getting lost in this slot canyon was magical

Salma Hayek lost her swimsuit in the pool

Mahler lost control during our edging session and came all over

I’d taken an x-change as part of a prank that ended up not

I always wanted a big tiddy goth gf so when I freed the genie

Guess I HAD to save the best for you ^^ tyguys!!!

Got Lost on my way to the North Pole

Test

Man proclaims “Ain’t nobody gonna beat my ass”. Guess what