Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?

Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?

Who needs an expensive dildo when you have a fresh can of Monster?

look both ways

Look both ways when you cross the street

When you're walking and you don't look to the right... [GIF]

You can breed me both ways

Look both ways!

You can have me both ways

You can have me both ways

You can have me both ways

Don't forget to look both ways NSFW NSFL