You thought things were going well with your beautiful wife Jennifer

You thought you liked what I had up top, then you saw what I

You knew you were taking a risk by indulging your friend's requests,

You knew you were taking a risk by indulging your friend's requests,

You thought you were getting some slutty fun, but then you became

Getting some vitamin D... but I'd rather get some metal head

You thought you were special, but white men deserve more

You thought you were attracted to the pussy but why can’t you

You thought you were dating such a innocent snow bunny but you

You thought you were dating me and “score” but you ended

You thought you saw the best shot ever, but Kylie Quinn keeps

And you thought you were getting unlocked because I wanted sex