That Moment Where You Go In For The First Time...god Is Love.

You keep calling your girlfriend but she wont answer the phone...Its

You can keep fighting all you like, sissy... But we both know

This is the part where you stick your tongue out 😛

Is that not where you keep your valuables?

Is that not where you keep your valuables?

Is that not where you keep your valuables?

you ever get those edges where you have to squirm just to keep

You: "Babe, can we go now? It's been 3 hours already. 😟" GF:

You won't stop thinking about mommy's big dick while rubbing

You won't stop thinking about mommy's big dick while rubbing

Your wife told me all about how depressed you’ve been since