That Moment Where You Go In For The First Time...god Is Love.

Is this not how you brush your teeth? Oh. Oh well ~

You should know where to keep your lecherous eyes by now beta.

You get a notification on your baby monitor while you’re on

OC My favorite kinda sandwich is the one where you stick your

Is that not where you keep your valuables?

You already knew it. That's why you keep inviting your friends

That's how you keep your man happy

this is the part where you blast your load on my emo face

You really think you can handle a woman like me, beta?. Just

You know your girlfriend can't do this and that's why you keep

That's How You Keep Your Man Happy